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Holden Caulfield, Catcher in the Rye. It’s been so long since I read the book I’m not sure why I hate him so much. I think it was because he was such a whinny rich kid that I wanted to squish him under my shoe. Like an Italian family fued, I can no longer recall his transgressions, though I’m sure they were hideous and worthy of inclusion to this list.