Wow. How much does that sound like my end of the semester? Except for the cleaning. Also, replace “champagne” with “vegan cheesecake.” But yeah, good times with the quasi-procrastination, but quasi-stuff you need to get done anyway, at some point in time, so why not now?

Oh, and props for doing the responsible thing and not buying the condo now. I totally would’ve been foolish and gone for the easy money, instincts be damned. But maybe that’s just the broke college student in me talking.