You read that right. There is a Window. In my Closet. I was stunned the first time I saw it, in the model, because it hadn’t been on the schematic plans I saw. But I’m not one to look a gift window in the mouth.

And yes, Jake, the view will be a significant improvement. But so will the relative assurance that I won’t be awakened by my neighbors playing an exceedingly loud game of what sounded like a cross between quarters and strip poker at one in the morning. Hey, I’m all for drunkenness and nekkidity, but I prefer a bit better soundproofing to go along with it.