Touché. You have officially supplanted the song stylings of Mr. Glen Campbell with the gone but unfortunately not forgotten Starland Vocal Band. (Vocal Band? Why did I not think that was weird in 1976?)

It’s been eons since I’ve thought of that song, and particularly its inimitable closing line:

“A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a…

…Afternoon Delight!”

Sigh. I guess I deserved that. But you gotta admit, Glen’s is a pretty good rhyme, to go six syllables deep.