Every once in a great while, I get home from the grocery store and discover that they’ve failed to bag something I bought. It’s always annoying, but never worth returning to the store for whatever it was they left out.
Today, for the first time ever, I got home from the grocery store with stuff in my bags that I did not buy. Namely, a bottle of organic ketchup and a block of co-jack cheese.
This doesn’t begin to make things even, though it might have, quite honestly, had I not purchased a bottle of ketchup of my very own today. For the first time in at least eight years. On any other trip to the grocery store, a free bottle of ketchup would have been a net condiment addition to my kitchen. Instead, today, it’s free but utterly redundant.
And this, my friends, is the most bloggable thing that’s happened to me in the last few days.