Back Down to Earth

Djever have one of those days where you get up at like seven o’clock in the morning and pull the sheets off your bed because they’re totally overdue to be washed, and you put them in the washer and then the dryer and go about your day, and then walk into your bedroom for the first time around say 9.30 at night and discover that there are no goddamned sheets on your bed?

I’m just saying.


  1. Every time. I’m happy to have finally reached the point in my life where I own two sets of sheets; it makes things easier.

  2. Oh, I have multiple sets. I just fail to use them. There are, for whatever reason, few household tasks that I hate as much as putting sheets on the bed. It’s right up there with folding laundry and dusting.

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