Here are some quotes from a pro-abortion person, Miss Caroline Weber, who wrote an article at The Onion online magazine.
The rest, you must read for yourself.
And make sure you at least take a crack at the 272-and-counting comments. They’re priceless.
(Hat tip, Apostropher. I’m going to be devastated if this turns out to be some kind of double-reverse-meta-satire or something.)
[UPDATE, 9.46am: There’s a followup:
Either way, I think I did a good job of turning the “satire” right back at them, don’t you?